January 2011
So, for some reason I’ve been in a really good mood lately. I’m not sure why. I guess it’s because nothing has gone completely wrong and I’ve discovered that some of the people in my life actually do care about me. Or, maybe it’s because I’m crushing. Who knows. But this good mood has lasted nearly a week and it’s rare for me to go this long without having...
Dearest Blog,
I have the best friends in the world. Whenever I’m a little sad or depressed, I can always count on them to cheer me up. Some friends I think of as more than friends, still, others I consider extended family. I honestly don’t know what I would do without them. No matter what, they’re there for me and I am very privileged to have them. Sometimes I say and do things...
A Sudden Realization : The Past Year
I really hope that people will read this.
A year of freedom. A year of cheer, fear, sadness and happiness. I’ve overcome more in the past year than I have in my entire life. Ultimately, I survived. I’ve become a different person, both better and worse, but wouldn’t change a thing.
I’m a firm believer that everything happens for a reason. Everything you say or do is...
I Do A Lot Of Weird Shit...
I’ve begun to realize that some of my habits are a little strange…
I name everything. I mean it…lighters, my laptop and pretty much everything else I own. What’s better? I refer to my things by name.
A lot of the time I’ll start talking with a raspy New York accent. I call it my Jew voice. I’m not antisemitic or anything, I just like to talk like a 50 year...
WatchI’m in TEARS laughing at this. I love Pee-Wee Herman even more. hahahaha
My Confessions Part 2
It’s that time again. I’ve reached over 200 posts so I think it’s time for another edition of Confessions. Here goes:
I have the ENTIRE soundtrack to “Pokemon LIVE! The Musical” on my iTunes. I know all the words.
Sometimes I wish I had a penis…just to know what a blow job feels like. Sheer curiosity.
One of my guilty pleasure movies is Son-In-Law with Pauly...
I’m not fully sure where this entry is going, but I feel like writing soooo we’ll see what happens.
Firstly, I absolutely love the song “Return to Innocence” by Enigma. It’s perfect. Not as perfect as “I Want You” by Savage Garden, but pretty fucking close. I think the best way to approach these songs is to first listen to them sober. If you don’t...
I Need Help
I’m working on the ultimate bad habit playlist…I want really mellow, groovy songs for…well, I just said groovy, what the hell do you THINK I plan on doing to this playlist?? I already have every Sublime song ever written…and a lot of Bob Marley, Phish (etc)…any other ideas?? I’m open to anything that isn’t country music. :) Feel free to reply to this or...
About A Dream
Sister: Then mom got it so I had to do her-
Me: EW!
Sister: I MEANT KILL!
My Sister: Do you think chocolate has cocaine in it?
Me: Uh, no.
My Sister: (distraught) WHY NOT?!?!
“You fucked up. She sucked my cock, fell in love and she was locked in....”
– Raleigh Soliloquy Pt. 1 - Sublime
“Life is too short so love the one you got ‘cause you might get run over or...”
– “What I Got” by Sublime
After Hearing A Loud Boom On New Years Eve:
Dad: Well, someone's blowing off some fireworks.
Me: Or killing their family...
2010 : Abridged // 2011 : Resolution
This is going to be kind of long, but I hope at least one person reads it.
First and foremost, Happy New Year. I wish all of you the best for the upcoming year. 2010 was one of the hardest years of my entire life and looking back at it I can honestly say that I’m glad it’s over. But, before I can move on, I think it’s important to relive the abridged version of...